*Bounce It by Juicy J Plays In Background*

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

cyberho:

the hair, the eyebrows there’s just too much going on I’ve never seen this much mess concentrated in just one individual 

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

khaleesinewbooty:

u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

Filed under: #fave

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

arthuralbionkirkland:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.