teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age
part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum
the hair, the eyebrows there’s just too much going on I’ve never seen this much mess concentrated in just one individual
Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍
u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.