me when my direct deposit kicks in.
today I was at the mall and a group of teenagers were walking towards me. one of them said “are you tumblr user taco-bell-rey?” and I said “yeah…” and she screamed “Ah OMG you are so tumblr famous!” and then everyone in the mall crowded around me. People were asking for pictures and autographs. and hot guys were asking for my phone number. and then Obama drove by and gave me a check for $10,000,000. and then I grew wings and flew away. this was real no lies.
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i love candles so much like wow light a candle and everything gets 700% more magical
when someone messages you telling you that they unfollowed you
I THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS COMING OUT OCTOBER 4TH BUT ITS COMING OUT OCTOBER 3TH