*Bounce It by Juicy J Plays In Background*

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

nyanzad:

*Please don’t remove the links*

etsy.com/shop/monchicards

© Monchi 2014

blackiv:

me when my direct deposit kicks in.

taco-bell-rey:

today I was at the mall and a group of teenagers were walking towards me. one of them said “are you tumblr user taco-bell-rey?” and I said “yeah…” and she screamed “Ah OMG you are so tumblr famous!” and then everyone in the mall crowded around me. People were asking for pictures and autographs. and hot guys were asking for my phone number. and then Obama drove by and gave me a check for $10,000,000. and then I grew wings and flew away. this was real no lies.

nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

 - A Beyoncé fan throws their passport on stage

The cutest thing you’ll hear today.

Filed under: #audio

stormoftheeast:

button-pusher:

I just really like the inside

literally all i see is

aureat:

i love candles so much like wow light a candle and everything gets 700% more magical

joshpeck:

when someone messages you telling you that they unfollowed you

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bewbin:

f0rg0tten-rain:

precumming:

I THOUGHT SMASH BROS WAS COMING OUT OCTOBER 4TH BUT ITS COMING OUT OCTOBER 3THimage

october 3th

october threeth

punkables:

emoplantblogger:

punkables:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

wow seaweed’s got some haters